Dencia in a Hello Kitty onesie at the Grammys: worst dressed or not even close?
Just know that because these are the Grammys there will be people dressed worse than this whom you’ve also never heard of. These are just the ones who stuck out for me and I’m sure I missed a few.
First off is a singer from Cameroon named Dencia whose Wikipedia page was just deleted in the last 24 hours for being the work of her PR person. (The official reason is “Unambiguous advertising or promotion.”) So I can’t get more information on her. She does have a YouTube channel and her most viewed video has around 300k views. It’s a terrible song called Beri Beri with lyrics like “like a motorcar you want to bash me.”
Dencia was wearing pink Hello Kitty pajamas embellished with sequin crosses, random bits of mirrors and little angel wings framing her crotch. There were actual stuffed Hello Kitties sewn on the legs and in her giant blonde crimped wig. I was watching the E! Livecam of the red carpet and I tried to take a screenshot of this mess to put on Twitter but she was gone too fast. In the video below, with people screaming her name, just know that there’s a guy standing off to the side with a dry erase board to let them know who she is. Oh and she had on shoes with glued on shells, buttons and board game pieces on them.
Manika is also a singer, and her Wiki page is intact as of now. She was in this tacky ARThur Christine dress featuring tassel rhinestones and a sheer mullet skirt. Her ass was actually hanging out the back of this. This is next level shameless.
Joy Villa, also a singer, looked like a sexy villain from Land of The Lost in a bone-inspired corset thing. You can see her pasties through that dress, but at least she’s wearing some. She’s got a tulle headpiece, train, spider gloves, a purse that looks like a Rubik’s Cube (points for that) and she topped it all off with a choker.
Here’s a woman called Z Lala who took this whole process a bit more seriously than Joy Villa or whomever that was. She chose her accessories carefully so as not to overwhelm her alien-look hat, which seems to have been achieved with modge podge and a balloon.
You know she’s looking at her hands here and wishing she’d added the gloves.
Lisa Lampanelli is the only person here I’ve ever heard of before. She’s a comedian who had gastric surgery a few years ago. She looks like a Smurf Q-tip. Also, I don’t know why I’m focusing on this when there’s so much fug going on, but that’s a Christmas sweater. That should have been put away after the holidays.
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